[He smiles, wide, with all his teeth, and says in the most pleasant voice:]
If you can’t, we have a program you can sign up for. Aaaaanyone who donates their body to the post-mortem fertilizer project gets a special discount here.
[Look, he has a pamphlet and everything. It’s about green burials and using people to grow plants. How neat.]
All I have is a pager …but. If you don’t mind, perhaps I will simply come down to the river and see if fate allows us to meet. So long as you promise not to be some hungry siren come to drag me uuuunder~.
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throws u a pack of garlic n sweet soy chips back over X(!!!
[give him that goddamn pamphlet for perusal!! Though. Rui's attention dips to Mayoi's teeth instead, for at least a good second or two, before returning his smile in full. If in good company, then why not? What questions are there that need asking between them?
Now, Rui's not even sure he cares if Mayoi's a pod person. This is exciting for about a million new, different, far more fascinating reasons.]
Returning to nature was my plan all along, so this just helps me in the now~ How do you want for me to promise, though? How are you going to punish me if I lie to you about being a hungry, hungry siren?
Fu. Fufufu. It's okay, I like you alive. I really want to see you at the river, Mayoi. If you promise to come and plant these with me in the soft, soft earth...I'll promise to never drag you under. Deal?
[just normal jokes, normie shit, perfectly fine, hee hoo. Ignore the way he looks giddy, almost, flushing with dilated pupils and brilliant veins throbbing under his skin where it's thinnest.]
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Throws you a tub all the way over to you!!
If you can’t, we have a program you can sign up for. Aaaaanyone who donates their body to the post-mortem fertilizer project gets a special discount here.
[Look, he has a pamphlet and everything. It’s about green burials and using people to grow plants. How neat.]
All I have is a pager …but. If you don’t mind, perhaps I will simply come down to the river and see if fate allows us to meet. So long as you promise not to be some hungry siren come to drag me uuuunder~.
throws u a pack of garlic n sweet soy chips back over X(!!!
[give him that goddamn pamphlet for perusal!! Though. Rui's attention dips to Mayoi's teeth instead, for at least a good second or two, before returning his smile in full. If in good company, then why not? What questions are there that need asking between them?
Now, Rui's not even sure he cares if Mayoi's a pod person. This is exciting for about a million new, different, far more fascinating reasons.]
Returning to nature was my plan all along, so this just helps me in the now~ How do you want for me to promise, though? How are you going to punish me if I lie to you about being a hungry, hungry siren?
Fu. Fufufu. It's okay, I like you alive. I really want to see you at the river, Mayoi. If you promise to come and plant these with me in the soft, soft earth...I'll promise to never drag you under. Deal?
[just normal jokes, normie shit, perfectly fine, hee hoo. Ignore the way he looks giddy, almost, flushing with dilated pupils and brilliant veins throbbing under his skin where it's thinnest.]