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Throws you a tub all the way over to you!!

[personal profile] timidheart 2023-12-09 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He smiles, wide, with all his teeth, and says in the most pleasant voice:]

If you can’t, we have a program you can sign up for. Aaaaanyone who donates their body to the post-mortem fertilizer project gets a special discount here.

[Look, he has a pamphlet and everything. It’s about green burials and using people to grow plants. How neat.]

All I have is a pager …but. If you don’t mind, perhaps I will simply come down to the river and see if fate allows us to meet. So long as you promise not to be some hungry siren come to drag me uuuunder~.
Edited 2023-12-09 09:47 (UTC)